The future: Holograms can physically touch you and there are 12 cases of homicide committed by hatsune miku
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Real question why do people find Hatsune miku so appealing? I really don’t understand why
freudian desire to eat toothpaste
I don’t understand these words but they make so much sense
I welcome you into my apartment. “where’s all the furniture” you ask. “we don’t need furniture, we only need her” I say and point to the middle of the room, where a single hatsune miku figure stands
I welcome you into my apartment. “where’s all the furniture” you ask. “we don’t need furniture, we only need her” I say and point to the middle of the room, where a single hatsune miku figure stands
The Signs At The Fair:
Aries: Has their arm stuck in the ski-ball machine up to the elbow. Several workers are attempting to help. They cannot. The ski-ball machine has them.
Taurus: Scaling the tilt-a-whirl with a socket wrench in their teeth.
Gemini: Springing from the shadows and stealing funnel cake from fair-goers. They have a horde in the hall of mirrors.
Cancer: In a fistfight.
Leo: Waiting in line for something. A cloud of dust circles them continuously. Its hard to get a good look at them.
Virgo: Comforting a crying child by telling them about the fair catacombs.
Libra: Mesmerized by the glass blower. They’ve been there for days.
Scorpio: Makes sure the haunted house is properly haunted. None of that store bought shit.
Ophiuchus: Stole a horse.
Sagittarius: Has a hotdog. Overjoyed.
Capricorn: Constantly lost in a crowd. They are effectively invisible. They move among the fair unseen, yet seeing all.
Aquarius: Sitting atop the pancake stand and people watching. Several people have told them to come down. They do not. They are lost in thought.
Pisces: Still in the parking lot. They think that’s the fair.